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In 2009 why would any human being willing, of their own freewill, to have a mullet? Let’s start with any advantages of the hairstyle. There is almost no maintenance required to preserve your mullet. This way, costs involved are much lower than many other hairstyles. My mullet-ed dude don’t even have to wash his mullet for quite sometimes, nor groom it in the morning, though some other dudes do meticulously attend to their mullet as an issue of pride and beauty – still the costs are indeed negligible.

There’s another issue too. Now think about this, mullet-haircut offers it’s host the best of both worlds of work and play. Having a my dude appears to be a formal human being from the front, unencumbered by long hair over the face, and also appears to be a rockstar on-the-go from behind, with the long flowing locks. Thus, mullet is about “work hard, play hard” way of thinking.

Whether you were a mullet pride, (tell me if it’s true) now wearing a mullet or even “mullet haters*” — Mullet Hall Of Fame T-Shirt ($28 $9) is an awesome T-shirt to sum it all.

And here’s a (good) newsflash from our friend at Local Celebrity:

We’ve got a lot of new products coming out of the lab right now but it’s such an abundance of freshness that we don’t have enough room in our warehouse for all of it! Don’t wait to buy your favorites because they will sell out, and when they’re gone, they’re gone.