Whatever you do, the best is to make sensation because that’s the only way you got enough people coming to you and ask how did you do it? And when that time comes, make sure have a T-shirt to simply say: “No more questions, man!” because you have no money to pay a bodyguard or personal assistance to do it for you.

Deter T-shirt ($52.80) would do it just fine. Nice vintage graphic says it all, plus with $5 flat-rate domestic shipping from FabNob – spend $99 and score free shipping Australia wide!