As a massive thunderstorm swept across the Northeastern United States last month, many people were left looking for a thunder buddy, someone to kiss in the rain or hide from the thunder on the couch with.
Just like the movie Ted starring Mark Wahlberg as Johnny. In the movie, Wahlberg’s full-grown-man of a character is horrified of thunder, his girlfriend, played by Mila Kunis, calls Johnny out for his childish fear but it turns out that his furry companion.
Ted, on the other hand, is also terrified of thunder and so the two have formed a bond over their fear — and dubbed one another thunder buddies.
When you hear the sound of thunder don’t you get to scared, just grab your Thunder Buddy T-shirt and say this magic words:
Fuck you thunder, you can suck my dick, you can’t get me thunder cause you just Gods farts!