Universal Declaration of Zombie Rights
ehm, *put the mic on*
inspired by The Universal Declaration of Human Rights
Whereas disregard and contempt for zombies rights have resulted in barbarous acts which have outraged the conscience of mankind, and the advent of a world in which undead beings shall enjoy freedom of speech and belief and freedom from fear and want has been proclaimed as the highest aspiration of the common people,
Zombies rights are rights inherent to all zombies beings, whatever our nationality, place of residence, sex, national or ethnic origin, color, religion, language, or any other status.
We are all equally entitled to our zombie’s rights without discrimination. These rights are all interrelated, interdependent and indivisible.
Zombies used to be people and they demand their rights back! Support the zombie rights movement with this shirt!