I guess being a multitasker badass nowadays gives you a massive advantage. Why the heck is all mean? I mean, people nowadays (esp women) are more easily attracted by the “man-who-can-do-many-things-for-me”. You can sing a song while you dance to the beat? You can skate on ice while you write a poem? You can surf the tidal wave while you eat pizza, (with tobacco on it?!) Oh man, you are the most multitasker man alive. Just wait until the girls shouting your name.
Don’t believe me. Just grab this t-shirt and see for yourself.