This T-shirt Contains Recipes to be a Multiplayer-Game God

Most of men love game, who doesn’t? From the old Nintendo era until nowadays with XBOX360, Nintendo Wii, and PlayStation 3. Wait, I forget to add PC games! Current trend revealed that multiplayer (online) games have dominated boy’s life. World of Warcraft anyone? The game is so massive that even if you are big shot in your neighborhood, most likely you won’t stand a chance against champions out there? Do you want to know their recipes?

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The last recipe is about focus. Never let yourself get distracted by any disturbing sound, especially when comes from prepubescents. Having your own game room is a good move, even better if enhanced with superb quality of earphone. Silence — not patient — is virtue!

Do you think all those recipes will help you win every game? You must be kidding if you said it is enough. You need extra hard work to play 12 hours day for mastering your technique. But you at least you shouldn’t worry because this tee shirt will help you to remember all you need to be a multiplayer God. Good luck!

Space Invaders Alien Gets Autopsied. A Tee Shirt for all UFO fans

I know that some of you are into alien very much. Since your childhood era, Hollywood has satisfied your hunger with tons of movies. Do Alien, Predator, or Men in Black ring the bell? The latest in mind is most likely District 9. District 9 tells about other side of alien, where they can be inferior too as refugees from their dying planets. If you feel humiliated that alien refugees kick your human’s ass, it’s time to slap them back using this new design by Chris Rowson.

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Alien Autopsy is the tees you’ll need. Pictured as helpless Space-Invaders‘ alien lying on surgeon table, getting screwed by two scientists — as usual in full masking suits — this design definitely will bring glory into your uber-human chauvinism. They are not superior after all, must have some weakness in particular issue. It can be defeated, just like the way Mulder and Scully chasing them in the classic series of X-Files.

This t-shirt can be yours with only US$ 18 on black American apparel tee. If you are searching for bigger size, it is also offered in Men’s 2XL too. And hey, you might like these funny t shirts as well.