We are all fascinate with Patrick Bateman, he is young, handsome, well educated, and there’s not many who could keep us fascinated by such a horrible creation. And thing that became Bateman’s signature (which he took pride in so much) is his appearance and you could learn a lot from it.
Hello Grumpy
What happen if the cute hello kitty growing up, blossoming into a adult cat and then having her first period?
Unpredictable mood swings, bloating, crying , and inability to sleep, oh my! No wonder she had that grumpy face. But do not assume she is PMSing AND DO NOT ASSUME OUT LOUD! Stay on safe side!
Nintendonitis
Nintendonitis — the name may be cute, but a chronic painful condition you get in your hand from playing video games, especially between the thumb and forefinger sure is not cute. This condition was known to occur frequently among users of the Atari 2600 home video game console in the late 1970s and early 1980s. The condition was first highlighted when the Nintendo games consoles were released in 1990s. Nintendonitis – give disability two thumbs down.
I Bill Murray Bill Murray
Bill Murray already known that he has made movies that millions of Americas absolutely cherish, and he would like to travel around and meet and enjoy the company of some of those people, so he randomly crash parties all over the New York City area, it’s certainly not the first time the guy’s showed up at a random event, much to the delight of his fans. But as urban legend has it, the appearance is always accompanied by him whispering “no one will ever believe you,” and then vanishing into thin air. But unlike that time he crashed your karaoke party, everyone WILL believe this tees!
Django and Schultz. Un-shirted? Hell, no.
Ask about who’s the best couple of the year? DJANGO AND SCHULTZ. That’s my answer. With the brutal revenge scene a la western cowboy with no less bromcom double act from Jamie Foxx and Christoph Waltz, the “bounty hunters” and “officers of the court” rocks 2012 as Oscar-nominate movie and one of Tarantino’s most brilliant movie since Pulp Fiction. Now Django is not only unchained but also getting shirted with Busted Tees new drop. Time to say… “gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.”
That’s Hot, Toaster!
Dear Bread, I want you inside me. Sincerely, Toaster.
Woah, that is the.hottest.toaster.I’ve.ever.seen. This toaster asks that steamy question with very cool face and the bread must be melt and comply.
The Incredible Hulk Hogan
Well, let me tell you something, brother… you know him better as Hulk Hogan, one of the greatest, most popular, most hated and charismatic wrestlers of all time. If the name doesn’t ring any bells, you were either born in the past decade or you’ve been living under a rock for the past three decades. You say you’re a man, well then I say prove it, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong.
Mary Poppin Bottles. Oh, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Mary poppins one of Disney’s greatest musicals, a tale of a typical family and the magical nanny determined to help them, who arrive by floating through the air, using her umbrella as a parachute. Watching marry poppins will surely makes touch your heart, make your dreams are dreamt again, and smiles are left plastered on the faces. What makes it special was the music is using the feelings of the characters as starting points from which to take off and explore, often in wildly whimsical directions.
It’s Avenger Time!
What time is it? It’s AVENGER TIME on a shirt! With Jake the dog and Finn the human, we’ll go to very distant lands and the fun will never end. If the Avengers are Earth’s mightiest heroes, and Adventure Time‘s Jake and Finn are the bravest adventurers of the post-apocalypse, what happens when they meet face to face?
This shirt reminds me of Cartoon Network’s Mad animated show, the Avengers travel through their cartoon history until they’re suddenly thrust into the surreal Land of Ooo. And here it goes, AVENGER TIME in action and tee shirt in dude’s version:
An absolutely bizzare Korean pop (K-pop) music video is blowing up on YouTube, becoming one of the most shared videos in the world nowadays.
‘Gangnam Style’ by Korean hip-hop artist with six albums, Psy, has had more than 333m views in two months and became the most “liked” video on YouTube. Rapper Psy became the first South Korean musician to reach No 1 in the UK.
Grab the Ice Cream And Become Fatstronauts
Ice cream, being one of God’s chosen foods, can’t really do much better than being its splendid self and delighting those who choose to partake in its cold, creamy goodness, wonderful things from a bygone era. Well, who has to stop after eating four tiny bites? It is too much hassle to put the remainder in a container and back in the freezer, and it would be a waste to let the ice cream melt, right? Grab the Ice cream now and become Fatsronaut like this tee, you know you want it.
The Chat & Cut Technique, Don’t Do it Without This T-shirt… If you Dare
As I watch the Curb Your Enthusiasm last month’s episode, I started to think that it is important to recognize these micro social maneuvers. In the episode, Larry David describes the Chat & Cut as,
feigning familiarity with someone [you] vaguely know for the sole purpose of cutting in line.
Whether you are seeking entrance into an small buffet lunch or at your friends reception wedding, the Chat & Cut means you can end up in the front of the line while potentially forging a new friendship — if you don’t get busted.
Buy: The Chat & Cut T-shirt (Men & Women - $20) / BustedTees / Facebook / Twitter
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If You Can Read This T-shirt, I’m Not Planking
It’s planking — or in layman term, as I quoted from Urban Dictionary, means “the art of laying horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..” Of course then, it won’t be fun without competing with others to find the most unusual places and show it to all over the internet.
Despite comedian Tom Green claims to have invented “planking” as early as 1994. It’s naturally a worldwide trend of 2011 and no tee shirts can commerate it like Busted Tees’ If You Can Read This I’m Not Planking
Buy: If You Can Read This I'm Not Planking (Men & Women) $20 / BustedTees
BustedTess Pre-Holiday Clearance Sale
I can see the holidays right around the corner and feel like there’s no better time to prepare myself for the tee-sale-insanity brought to us by generous clothing label. First to notice is Busted Tees which is currently putting 72 t-shirts on sale to make room for more of our favorites tees!
It’s hard to pick each of them (because they’re all good), but let me show you some tees that grab my attention!
Have you ever watch Grey’s Anatomy? Been lovin’ it secretly? Shy no more! It’s time to show it off with your Grey’s Anatomy t-shirt. The girls will give you an extra attention, guaranteed! (I don’t know it’s a good or bad one, but at least they will notice you first, right?!)
Funny quote is unbeatable. With a good typography, Lousy T-shirt is one of the easiest to wear, because obviously everybody loves funny quotes! From your big family, to the girl next door, you can win them all! And if you ever trying to watch Ellen deGeneres Show, you’ll know that she’s a fan of Guitar Hero game. Many girls know about this, and by wearing Guitar Hero t-shirt, you’ll look 100% cool in front of them. Just prove it!
You can check out more cool t-shirts on $10 Mega Sale page from BustedTees. Remember, sale ends at November 20th, at 11:59 EST. Hurry, grab some tees!
*all Busted Tees tee shirts are available in Men and Women size