Sex always has and always will sells. It may not always be obvious or even intentional, but the human mind has a way of incorporating one of its basic primal instincts into marketing. That’s why I like this design, it’s misleading the sexual innuendos your dirty mind thought of. You think I want you inside ME? Oh no no, baby, but your coffin does.
Color Block for Men
Undeniably, at the top of the spring/summer fashion trends is “Color Blocking”, and I am as excited as ever! There’s something about bright colors, mainly their combination that jazz up people’s energy and moods! The color-blocking trend literally means an outfit made up of ‘blocks’ of solid color. If you Google search “Color Blocking”, you’ll come up with tons of articles advising women on the art of color blocking. But why do women get to have all of the fun. The color blocking fun isn’t exclusive to women. Men can do it too!
Simply advice: you’ll look like a fashion genius without putting any thought into it if you simply buy an item that is already color blocked like this Lazy Oaf Mork T-shirt.
He’s Coming for You!
Nobody’s gonna see him coming. Nobody’s gonna hear a sound. Nobody’s gonna feel him crawling in their chest. Nobody’s gonna bring him down.
Wear this cute shirt and expect others will stop you and asked, “Is that… oh wait, never mind. I thought I saw ninja in your chest.“
Just F it
I got a cool t-shirt to show you. When you see the words in it, I bet you immediately assume that this t-shirt is just like the great spiritual teacher for you. How come? Because your unconscious mind will capture the word “Just F it”, and you will say it in any case. You broke up with your girlfriend? Say “Just F it”. Your friend took your iPod? Just say “Just F it”. You want to buy this t-shirt but it’s out of stock? Say “Just F it”. Peace y’all!
Endangered Tapekey
From its creation in the 1960s through to its peak of popularity in the 1980s, the cassette has been a part of music culture for more than 50 years. But cassette albums have declined quite significantly since their peak in 1989 when they were selling 83 million units in the UK. I have a friend who teaches Junior High School and told her students she was going to bring in a cassette of a speech she wanted them to hear. Her students got blank stares. Most of them didn’t even know what a “cassette” was. The cassette’s reign now seems to be over, considering CDs, DVDs, Blue Ray and other innovative disk coming along. But if casette was part of your childhood, and you want people to remember it, you can wear this shirt, announcing people that casette tape, is a endangered species.
Nintendonitis
Nintendonitis — the name may be cute, but a chronic painful condition you get in your hand from playing video games, especially between the thumb and forefinger sure is not cute. This condition was known to occur frequently among users of the Atari 2600 home video game console in the late 1970s and early 1980s. The condition was first highlighted when the Nintendo games consoles were released in 1990s. Nintendonitis – give disability two thumbs down.
Huge Heart on for You
For you, I have a huge heart on! Because you made me fall hard and miss you hard. Show how huge you heart to your loved ones with this tees, show the that you love hard for them, not only in this valentine’s day, but everyday!
Printed V Neck Tee : BDG Collection
Super soft and comfy semi-sheer knit tee cut long from BDG, with deep-v neckline and cap sleeves, and topped with an allover print. Why shouldn’t you buy it? They came not only with beautiful floral pattern, but also a very cute bunny, owl and unicorn. Who doesn’t love unicorn?
We Have So Much Chemistry
After all those science project and lab experiment, I just realize we have so much in common! Like goals, interests, likes and dislikes, we even have the same humor. Oh God, I think I like you!
Bat is Fangs and Wings, Just Like Rolling Stones with Lips & Tongue
It’s the Year of the Bat. And Treadless, teaming up with Bat Conservation International, raising funds in hope of preserving the worlds bat population.
Ted is My Thunder Buddy T-shirt
As a massive thunderstorm swept across the Northeastern United States last month, many people were left looking for a thunder buddy, someone to kiss in the rain or hide from the thunder on the couch with.
It’s Avenger Time!
What time is it? It’s AVENGER TIME on a shirt! With Jake the dog and Finn the human, we’ll go to very distant lands and the fun will never end. If the Avengers are Earth’s mightiest heroes, and Adventure Time‘s Jake and Finn are the bravest adventurers of the post-apocalypse, what happens when they meet face to face?
This shirt reminds me of Cartoon Network’s Mad animated show, the Avengers travel through their cartoon history until they’re suddenly thrust into the surreal Land of Ooo. And here it goes, AVENGER TIME in action and tee shirt in dude’s version: