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Grab the Ice Cream And Become Fatstronauts

Ice cream, being one of God’s chosen foods, can’t really do much better than being its splendid self and delighting those who choose to partake in its cold, creamy goodness, wonderful things from a bygone era. Well, who has to stop after eating four tiny bites? It is too much hassle to put the remainder in a container and back in the freezer, and it would be a waste to let the ice cream melt, right? Grab the Ice cream now and become Fatsronaut like this tee, you know you want it. 

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World’s Most Wanted Career Opportunities

What might be a career opportunity for one person might be seen as a setback for another. So as our career progress, do we really know how to identify an opportunity? We have all made poor decision in the past, no matter how smart we might be. Remember, a career opportunity will be aligned with your passions since our childhood.

If you set your dream high and work super-hard, I believer no one stop you from being a mad scientist… or maybe a Godzilla, superhero, ninja… Zombie? That’s possible. The only requirement is get biten by another zombie, easy right? All have to do is simply come to the show, I mean interview by wearing this hilarious tee shirt.

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SnorgTees’ Love Experiments: Teesfortwo or Partytime

SnorgTees is running a little experiments for the upcoming Valentine’s Day withe Couples vs. Singles battle. How many of its customers are couples and singles? What Snorgtees do is simply giving 20% OFF purchase when (assuming) couples buy 2 or more shirts — with coupon code “TEESFORTWO”. On the other hand, it gives 15% OFF when someone buy 1 tee only with coupon code “PARTYTIME”. Sure it’s not an accurate test of sampling couples vs. singles but definitely a good offer for everyone, isn’t it?

SnorgTees: website / Facebook / Twitter

Apart from the little experiment, I’ve decided to get a short-list of cute love-able tees that SnorgTees has over time. Here it goes (all tees available in men and women size):

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Team Fantastic Got Itself as Redbubble’s Tees of the Week

What’s the definition of Team Fantastic according to London-based designer and illustrator, Jack Lightfood a.k.a Heavyhand? It’s a hell team of world’s destroyers consist of ninja, pirate, T-rex with mask, zombie and the gank. All unite to come as one with each of their contribute their own awesomeness, trying to get your attention before finally chosen as Redbubble’s Tees of the Week.

Buy: Team Fantastic ($26) T-Shirts / 
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Sleep Tight, Don’t Let Sleepy Dan’s Bedbugs Bite

This rhyme “Night night, sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite…” has been with us for long time, sending us off to bed in peace when we were little. It was only become nightmare, not only for kids but also for adults, when experts warning of a worldwide bedbug pandemic. Will any of us be able to sleep once we’ve turned out the light?

Here’s the thing, vampire fiction may be all the rage — it’s hard not to mention Twitlight Saga! But the true bloodsuckers after the charming Edward Cullen is surprisingly these tiny insects living in our mattresses, headboards and pillows.

Buy: Bed Bugs T-shirt ($28) 20% off w/ coupon code "COTTON" / Facebook / Twitter
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The Chat & Cut Technique, Don’t Do it Without This T-shirt… If you Dare

As I watch the Curb Your Enthusiasm last month’s episode, I started to think that it is important to recognize these micro social maneuvers. In the episode, Larry David describes the Chat & Cut as,

feigning familiarity with someone [you] vaguely know for the sole purpose of cutting in line.

Whether you are seeking entrance into an small buffet lunch or at your friends reception wedding, the Chat & Cut means you can end up in the front of the line while potentially forging a new friendship — if you don’t get busted.

Buy: The Chat & Cut T-shirt (Men & Women - $20) / BustedTees / Facebook / Twitter

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A Good Man is Hard to Find. And So Good T-shirt

Are you looking for Where’s Wenda/Waldo Hat, SweatShirt costume and Glasses? Here’s for guys (Waldo) and girls (Wenda) 

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The Next Mind-boggling Discoveries in Outer Space Mission is Printed on Your Shirt

Discoveries of many unexpected things has come a long way since humans, and their curiousity, peering at the night sky began asking, “what the hell is going on up there?” or “when will they come and abduct us?”

From Galileo’s first use of the telescope — which marked the kick off of modern astronomy — to the discovery of the Big Bang’s cosmic calling card and the moon landing by Neil Amstrong, I have never expected that the planet of tropical ice cream will be the next mind-boggling discoveries in outer space mission.

Boots Tees: Unexpected Atmosphere Men($17) or Women(18) / Facebook / Twitter

Ask Me About My Moustache and My #Movember Tees

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5 Selected Tee Shirts on Facebook (Sept 26 ~ Oct 2, 2011)

Click on the image to go the website of the tee shirt below

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The simplest halloween costume you've never thought of in 2011 -- Inspired by the Iron Man

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Michael Jackson is in da house, folks!

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Common Threadz The shirt says it all -- It's about you and people in Africa. They need your help ASAP!

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I guess there is another superhero who wants to compete with Captain America. Yes, his name is Latin America.

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My cousin, Afi, is currently helping me updating Cottonable’s Facebook with some cool tee shirts she found — started about 2 weeks ago. And during last week, this “newbie” already found some super-awesome tees that deserve to be showcased here on this blog. As you see, the above slider show the best 5 of tee shirts being featured on Cottonable’s Facebook (Sept 26 ~ Oct 2, 2011).

And more to come indeed. But before that, don’t forget to LIKE our page, yes?!

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Origami Ghost Has West Coast Style and Flavor

Origami Ghost is the collaborative effort of Ricky Krieck and Colin Gilliam, two long-time friends who initially met when they attended first grade together. As fate would have it, twenty years later the events of their lives aligned in such a way that they were both ready for a new, creative project. That creative outlet turned out to be Origami Ghost.

Origami Ghost is a natural extension of Colin and Ricky’s passion for clothes and street culture. As such the brand features tees, hoodies, sweatshirt, hats, and more. The designs are infused with a healthy dose of Asian culture and popular iconography but are rendered through the lens of Colin and Ricky’s unique West Coast perspectives. As the name implies many of the designs also depict some kind of origami style image. Take for example the t-shirt named Crane or Lucky Cat. 

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Dude, Y U NO BUY THIS TEE!?

Finally, a T-shirt to summarize one of my favorite internet meme ever, the “Y U NO” Guy. Since the angry guy — with his full of frustration and rage facial expressione found in Gantz’ Chapter 55: Naked King, originally released in February 2002 (English version, June 2009) — become internet meme, I always think that the tee version is a must.

I agree that NerdyShirts printed it in white clean tee shirt without the “Y U NO” so that we can add our own text to the shirts. Ha!

Buy: Y U NO Angry T-shirt ($14.99) / NerdyShirts / Facebook / Twitter

If You Can Read This T-shirt, I’m Not Planking

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It’s planking — or in layman term, as I quoted from Urban Dictionary, means “the art of laying horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..” Of course then, it won’t be fun without competing with others to find the most unusual places and show it to all over the internet.

Despite comedian Tom Green claims to have invented “planking” as early as 1994. It’s naturally a worldwide trend of 2011 and no tee shirts can commerate it like Busted Tees’ If You Can Read This I’m Not Planking

Buy: If You Can Read This I'm Not Planking (Men & Women) $20 / BustedTees

News from J!NX: New Website, Premium Tee Shirts

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Finally, after 5 years of waiting, J!NX website gets its new dress for itself! It’s now easier to browse (the products) and digest the whole things with better navigation and less-cluttered visuals.

Another thing is about its newly launched premium tee shirts afterconstant topic of discussion out at the J!NX Fortress. The premium tee will accompanying the men regular tee with $2 more expensive (it’s $21.99 only though)  and better material — 100% combed ring-spun cotton, supremely soft — and style — slimmer fit than a normal t-shirt. J!NX is starting out with three new t-shirts but will be a bunch of new stuff, as well as some all-time favorites as premiums.

J!NX Premium Tees Epic Purple / Warlock Legendary Class / Tanks You're Welcome 

Movember Celebration with Fuzzy Ink and Its Tees

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The best thing to prepare for the upcoming Movember is a tee shirts with the whole things talking about a super-moustache. Luckily, you have Fuzzy-ink to dress you up some of its latest tee such as Steamboat Stomp, Gentle Giant, Quick-Draw, etc — all came from different perspectives for one purpose: to make the best of the guy with moustache.

Fuzzy Ink: Website / Facebook / Twitter

More words from Fuzzy ink, in celebration of Movember… 

Adderall: Your Study Buddy

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The NZT pill isn’t real, but Adderall is happening. In medication, this dope is used as part of a total treatment program to control attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD).

It will help patient to increase the ability to pay attention, stay focused, and control behavior problems. In other words, if you can’t digest this blog for as long as 15 minutes, don’t blame my grammar — you just need an Adderall*. Or, it’s like one of my friend who said: when I take Adderall, examination-prep is a breeze!

buy: Study Buddy T-shirt ($28) / Local Celebrity

*seriously, not.

The Horror Story of Zombie Bread

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The guilt is there, when you left your bread out of nowhere because you’ve forgotten him. Bad! He was lonely and cold, slowly dying but before that… The virus affected him and turned him into a zombie. A zombie bread.

Now zombie bread is trying to take over the world and show his power. First thing first, he want you to get him famous by wearing a tee shirt featuring him. It doesn’t matter if you wear it with distressed denim or BANK Fashions Womens Hoodies, what matter to him is you help zombie bread spreading over his influence and turn every bread in the world into a zombie bread.

Zombie bread is $10 bucks now on Threadless. Only until July, 5th. So you know the rules: slice or die!

Buy: Breaaad! T-shirt ($10 $20) / Threadless

Comb Over To The Wild Side, Baby!

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Christine Aguilera said Come on Over in 2009. It’s 2011 and I’ll have to tell you, it’s time to say Comb Over To The Wild Side! Don’t worry with hairless haid you’ve got there, because what you need to have is a ton of full-pack confidence and a killing moustache.

Buy: Comb Over T-shirt ($28) / Local Celebrity

Sesame Street Vintagely-Fresh Tee from NerdyShirts

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Sesame Street never dies, the show as well as the merchandises. If you got bored with the usual vintage-style Sesame Street that everyone can buy anywhere, you might want take a look at the latest NerdyShirts‘ Sesame Street tee shirts collection.

From Elmo On A Boat, Sesame Street Run DMC to even Cookie Monster-Elmo Hangover, NerdyShirts’ collection will definitely gives you a fresh perception how awesome a vintage Sesame Street tee shirt could be. Enough said. Boys and girls, it’s your turn to take it over, from here.

5 Awesome T-shirts to Celebrate Meme-orial Day Weekend

Lets our friends celebrate their Memorial Day weekend, but we’ve got very important, undercover mission here: to grab some uber-cool tee shirts based on internet memes at Busted Tees. There are two reasons for that.

First, because the internet memes are so huge that we gotta commemorates them. Secondly, because Busted Tees wants us to celebrate by giving a delicious 40% off their Memes tees. So what are they?

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Map Marker Death T-shirt

Read on my previous postings:

In future, everyone is identified with radio transmitter (or maybe something like RFID) that is implanted in their body, makes it possible to trace everyone and everywhere. If someone is found dead, a red bubble will be shown up in Google Maps marking the place where the body found. Quite scary isn’t it if the situation may really happen in the future?Don’t Drink and Blog T-shirt… Read more

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La Fraise & The Cutely Animal Tee Shirts

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Here we go again funny t-shirt from La Fraise. It is online t-shirts shop of funny and unique t-shirts. I know that many online t-shirt stores sell funny and unique tees as well, but can they beat La Fraise? Oh I don’t think so. La Fraise will always on the first line.

I’ll show you the newest theme on La Fraise tees: funny animaly tee. To know what that is exactly, you have to read this article completely.