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May The 4th be with You

Star Wars Day is one of my favorite days of the year, but not just for the obvious reasons, it’s the worldwide day to say “May the Force be with you” to all, and celebrate the beloved Star Wars story that binds our galaxy together. Are you ready? Just in case you’re in need of some inspiration, you can wear snorgtees shirt and go celebrate it! Don’t forget, there are many companies offer discounts and other special offers on their Star Wars products to reward the diehard fans who are scouring the Internet for them.

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Get on it, science!

We live in an age of such stunning technological progress that it can seem at times like absolutely anything is possible. We have spaceship, jetpacks, iPods. Two years from now, Marty McFly will show up in Hill Valley to save his kids. And McFly used the hover board in the year 2015, makes the heat is on to make “future” technology a reality within the next two years.

But I can’t wait until 2015, I want a hoverboard now! I just want a hoverboard before I’m too old to ride it. Get on it, science! Don’t you agree? Don’t you want the hoverboard just like this design says?

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With A Little Help from My Friends

Of course you know this song. This was one of the very last songs Lennon and McCartney sat and wrote together. And of course this was not about drugs! This was about trampolines! Because trampolines is fuuuun! You believed it, right? Right? It’s the Beatles after all. Nothing was ever just one way to look at the song, that would be boring.

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Einstenium

Do you know that the word “Einstenium” is not some science parody mash-up? Einsteinium was discovered as a component of the debris of the first hydrogen bomb explosion in 1952. Too bad, for security reasons, these observations in late 1952 and early 1953 could not be published in the open literature.  But the full story of the discovery of elements 99 and 100 was finally published in mid-1955 by a group of authors of the laboratories involved. And yes, the elements 99 was named after the genius, Albert Einstein. What a new information right? So snorgtees has this shirt, which you can bragging on and say “Do you know that the word “Einstenium” is not some science parody mash-up?”

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Thorium!

In Norse mythology, Thor is a hammer-wielding god associated with thunder, lightning, storms, oak trees, strength, the protection of mankind, and also hallowing, healing and fertility. And also the origin of the weekday name Thursday. But Thorium, is a silvery-white metal, naturally occurring radioactive, chemical element with the symbol Th and atomic number 90.

So, combining this two, this cute design present a silvery-white metal chemical element that holding a hammer. A whole new geeky level combination of avengers, mythology and chemistry.

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Coffee Intravenous for chronic pain

As I began to tune into my body and provide it with what it really wanted, a fresh black with-sugar-free-vanilla-caramel-powdered-creamer coffee (Oh yes, you found me guilty!) Drinking coffee is my first priority. Without it, I’m none too swift. Or useful. Or agreeable. It just I need coffee so much, I’m so tired for some reason. This snorgtees really pointed out my addiction of coffee. Here, here! I’m raising my coffee mug to you!

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Pillow Fight

DING! Aaaand it’s round one of another day here at the cottonable’s boxing ring. A new day brings a new match at the Snorgtees house arena. In this corner, weighing in at 125 grams – Gosa Krissla – who’s looking spry and ready to take on the day and anyone who stands in his way. In the other corner, weighing in at around 97 grams – Raps Pinje. She’s looking a little tired right from the start, but she tends to pick it up as daily irritations begin to annoy her. DING!

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We Have So Much Chemistry

After all those science project and lab experiment, I just realize we have so much in common! Like goals, interests, likes and dislikes, we even have the same humor. Oh God, I think I like you!

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Win Free T-shirts from Snorgtees!

This is how you can win a free T-shirt from Snorgtees: simple send your snorg presents from Xmas before January 23rd, 2013 to SnorgTees@gmail.com
Best 3 photos will win a free tee of their choice!

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Even a Cactus Need a Hug

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place. Even your loved one can seem so mean to you. But if you’re angry at your loved one, hug that person. And mean it. Because it is hard to stay angry when someone shows they love you, and that’s what people do who love you.

They put their arms around you and love you when you’re not so lovable. And millions and millions of years would still not give enough time to describe that tiny instant of all eternity when your loved one wrap you back when you put your arms around her/him. Well, have you hug your loved one today? You should have one. Because, even a cactus need a hugz.

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Back in My Day, We Had 9 planets

Well the Solar System I knew back then had 9 planets (Pluto was still a planet then) and of the moons Earth had one, Mars two, Jupiter 12, Saturn 9, Uranus 5 and Neptune 2 , totaling 31 (Jupiter and Saturn alone now have almost that total number each). Then in 2006 this changed, Pluto got demoted and now, as this tee shirt suggest: there are only eight planets.

To understand why Pluto isn’t a planet, perhaps it helps if we define what the term planet means. The expression goes back to ancient times and comes from the Greek word for “wandering star.” Because the planets are bodies that move in orbit around the sun, they do not stay in a fixed location in the sky in relation to the stars. 

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“Escape Key”, to Escape The Life You Can’t Stand Anymore

There’s very important philosophy behind the design of this tee. Being trapped in life is horrible, it is horrible when you can not make any significant changes in life. And sometimes you feel that you have so many problems and worries that it just overwhelmed you. One minute, your life is normal. Then something beyond your control happens, your world gets all shook up. Then you get feelings that everything is wrong and you need to change everything, your job, your relationship, where you live, everything!

On computer, the ESC (escape) key is quite a convenient and useful one.

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Geek is the New Sexy

Let’s face it the future belongs to those have “Geek” stamp on their face. This one is for the guys who give us the video games, the web sites, the social networking sites, the mobile apps and everything else which involves a mouse, computer, smart phone, router, broadband, tablet… oh God this list is endless. 

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SnorgTees’ Love Experiments: Teesfortwo or Partytime

SnorgTees is running a little experiments for the upcoming Valentine’s Day withe Couples vs. Singles battle. How many of its customers are couples and singles? What Snorgtees do is simply giving 20% OFF purchase when (assuming) couples buy 2 or more shirts — with coupon code “TEESFORTWO”. On the other hand, it gives 15% OFF when someone buy 1 tee only with coupon code “PARTYTIME”. Sure it’s not an accurate test of sampling couples vs. singles but definitely a good offer for everyone, isn’t it?

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Apart from the little experiment, I’ve decided to get a short-list of cute love-able tees that SnorgTees has over time. Here it goes (all tees available in men and women size):

Get Drunk, In Case of Emergency

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Enough said, just follow this advise: 1) Get drunk 2) Dance like no one’s  watching — this hilarious tee shirts the sum up the awesome formula for all of us to be awesome in case of emergency. Just make sure to apologize in the morning.

Grab this mind blowing funny vintage tee from Snorgtees ($19.95). Enjoy FREE shipping for US order when you purchase value exceed $75 or more!