Halloween Special: Texas Chain Saw Astronaut

The tees which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy in new moon. It is all the more tragic in that astronaut were young. But had he lived very, very long lives, he could not have expected, nor would he has wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as he was to see that day.

For him, an idyllic summer afternoon became a nightmare. Yet none of the evidence was more compelling than the classified footage of the crime-scene walk-through. The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history, Texas Chain Saw Astronaut: New Moon.

The Cosmic Connection

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.

~ Neil Armstrong

It was Armstrong, the first person that walks in the moon, who died in the age of 82 just recently on August 2012. Do you know? Way before becoming an astronaut, Armstrong was an officer in the U.S. Navy, served in the Korean War, and served as a test pilot at the National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics High-Speed Flight Station (now known as the Dryden Flight Research Center) where he already logged over 900 flights. Geez, that’s a lot!

Space Guitar (Literally) & Ron Garan

What’s the next step after air guitar? It’s space guitar!!!

This tee kind of reminds me of NASA Astronaut Ronald J. Garan, Jr. (or Ron Garan), a crew member on expedition 27/28. Because of his return to Earth from the International Space Station might be delayed for possibly up to two months, he sings the blues from the Soyuz TMA-21 Spacecraft. Anyway, Ron, Andrey and Sasha safely returned to Earth on Friday, Sept. 16, 2011.

And perhaps, Ron’s guitar pick has inspired the Draco (Lonely Man T-shirt), Florent Bocognani (Spaceman Rock) and Mohamad Esmaeilian (Solo in Space) that came up with Threadless’ awesomeness like these:

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The Next Mind-boggling Discoveries in Outer Space Mission is Printed on Your Shirt

Discoveries of many unexpected things has come a long way since humans, and their curiousity, peering at the night sky began asking, “what the hell is going on up there?” or “when will they come and abduct us?”

From Galileo’s first use of the telescope — which marked the kick off of modern astronomy — to the discovery of the Big Bang’s cosmic calling card and the moon landing by Neil Amstrong, I have never expected that the planet of tropical ice cream will be the next mind-boggling discoveries in outer space mission.

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