Taking over the the world, one T-shirt & blog posting at a time.

The multitasker man

I guess being a multitasker badass nowadays gives you a massive advantage. Why the heck is all mean? I mean, people nowadays (esp women) are more easily attracted by the “man-who-can-do-many-things-for-me”. You can sing a song while you dance to the beat? You can skate on ice while you write a poem? You can surf the tidal wave while you eat pizza, (with tobacco on it?!) Oh man, you are the most multitasker man alive. Just wait until the girls shouting your name.

Don’t believe me. Just grab this t-shirt and see for yourself.

wassup bro!

This friendly t-shirt suits you, for those who are too shy to say hi to your friend or to a stranger. Well I don’t recommend you to say hi to a stranger, though. But at least this t-shirt gives you the strange feeling that you can’t even tell us what it is. Just the strange feeling like you, in all of a sudden, eager to say hi to everyone in the club with “hi Bro!” or “Wassup bro!”. See? Everyone’s lookin at you now. You’re getting famous, Bro!

Perfect Procrastination

Sometimes traits that we think do not go together actually do. Procrastination is one of the most self-defeating perfectionist behaviours, now imagine, if in one team you meet one who putting things off and another team member is a perfectionists who afraid of not doing a flawless job. When perfectionism and procrastination combine, they can be each other own worst enemy.

This cynical typography design is so funny, imagine if you wear this in front of those unlikely duos!

Playing bingo: What to wear to attract Good Luck

Bingo is a game of chance. Some believe you need luck in order to have consecutive days of winning and some believe you need to be systematic in your approach in playing bingo. There is nothing wrong in putting your trust in luck while you play bingo games, whether online or not.

Whether you need good luck in order to play online games of Ukash bingo, or whether you prefer the more traditional bingo games in crowded halls, following these guidelines can maybe help attract the luck you need.

Think Inside the Box

The reason I love about Wordboner is his typography is so amazingly bold. Wordboner is “typo+quotography with personality.” And this one is his collaboration with Jay Roeder.

This design really hits me, with the quotes “You’ll have a whole eternity to think inside the box.” In the coffin. So while you’re alive, don’t forget to think outside your own box!

Everything I enjoy….

We like what we shouldn’t, it’s human behavior. The illegal and immoral might need work, though. The impossible, now that’s always fun. Now maybe you can understand why I am broke, fat and in jail. *cackle like a mad science dude*

Girls Like Moustaches

What every man should have besides mustaches? A girls who like their mustaches! This shirt was designed for you girls, who find mustaches sexy. Remember, Chattman and Tarantino wrote, “It can be said that behind every great man is a great mustache. A mustache builds character, adds life to an otherwise empty face, and can signify a key moment in history simply by its size and scope.”

Django and Schultz. Un-shirted? Hell, no.

Ask about who’s the best couple of the year? DJANGO AND SCHULTZ. That’s my answer. With the brutal revenge scene a la western cowboy with no less bromcom double act from Jamie Foxx and Christoph Waltz, the “bounty hunters” and “officers of the court” rocks 2012 as Oscar-nominate movie and one of Tarantino’s most brilliant movie since Pulp Fiction. Now Django is not only unchained but also getting shirted with Busted Tees new drop. Time to say… “gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.”

Keep Calm And Do The Harlem Shake

What’s your favorite Harlem Shake video? Mine is the Harlem Shake FAIL by PewDiePie.

Not only because it’s totally fail-yet-awesomely hilarious, but also because I curious of nice tee guy’s wearing on the video. I don’t know where to get that hipster-baby tee, but I really want to have one. That reminds me, perhaps, there should be a Harlem Shake edtion for all-wearing-tee shirt video. I mean, Harlem-shaking with the coolest tee shirt on earth. That would be awesome isn’t it? Meanwhile, I’ll just Keep Calm And Do The Harlem Shake like what this tee says.

Run!! Zombies are coming!!

KEEP CALM… what?! It’s a zombie invasion for holy sake! Run…! Fast…! Bring your best running shoes! Hide! Save yourselves! Wear this shirt and warn your friends, the zombies are coming.. SO RUN! For your blood-pumping-sweat-dripping-fear lives!

Stand Back! I’m Going to Try Science

Science rocks! Science isn’t about “why,” it’s about “why not?!”. But again, it’s safer with goggles, eyewashes, protective clothing, and steel-toed boots. Oh, and a fire extinguisher nearby. And an evacuation plan. So yeah, stand back! I already warn you.

Pillow Fight

DING! Aaaand it’s round one of another day here at the cottonable’s boxing ring. A new day brings a new match at the Snorgtees house arena. In this corner, weighing in at 125 grams – Gosa Krissla – who’s looking spry and ready to take on the day and anyone who stands in his way. In the other corner, weighing in at around 97 grams – Raps Pinje. She’s looking a little tired right from the start, but she tends to pick it up as daily irritations begin to annoy her. DING!

Going Outside this Summer

Soon its summer in London! Summer vacation is a very happy time in this life. Time for the beach, friends, and SUMMER! Time for FUN! Take your fabulous tee on and go to the mall, the beach, the library, or wherever alone or with a group of buddies and just hang out for a while.

Always enjoy tea in bad weather

There’s something about weather like this (rain, rain and more rain) that makes you want to snuggle up on the coach with a cup of tea and reading cottonable page – yes of course! It was like in England, where Negrete’s people have always relied on a nice cup tea and a sit down while its raining. Make yourself a nice cup of tea, sit down, and maybe read cottonable blog. It’ll make a difference, you’ll see.

It’s The Bazinga Formula, Dude.

Most people won’t get this shirt, but that’s okay, they aren’t the ones who matter! Bazinga is a catchy phrase to accompany your clever pranks as popularized by Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory. “Bazinga” was first used by Sheldon during “The Big Bang Theory’s” season two episode, The Monopolar Expedition.

What’s Your Hip Hop Nutrition?

Considering what is happening to Hip Hop nowadays, this tee shirt to is fitting for what I miss in the genre, because this is what the class contains. Not contains all of the bad stuff, just all of the good stuff. Include the finger snapping. Take a spoon of it. You will be glad that you did. This tee concept is very good and creative for sure. Referencing chicken, and phat really is a good idea.

Like a Fabulous Nerd, a Genius with Style

Albert Einstein has earned the reputation as the most revolutionary and visionary scientist in modern history, perhaps of all time. And wearing this tee design will makes you looks like a fabulous nerd – a genius with style.

It took Einstein eight years after publishing his theory of special relativity to expand that into his theory of general relativity, in which he showed that gravity can affect space and time, a key to understanding basic forces of physics and natural phenomena, including the origin of the universe.

When it comes to conversations I think this is one question we have asked both others and ourselves many, many times.

Starting a conversation to get to know someone or breaking an awkward silence can be very stressful. As an adult I know the world is full of interesting strangers, if we just knew how to break the ice and start conversations. To start a conversation when you have nothing to talk about, you can use these useful fun facts on your shirt.

We often dream about getting the perfect body and being in "shape", sometimes doing outrageous things in the pursuit of it - Fad diets, infomercial gadgets sold by disturbingly enthusiastic people, exercise for hours on end.

Yet, despite all of the hard work, we rarely achieve it. Unfortunately, all the exercise and dieting in the world may not be enough to achieve that perfection so many of us desire; we’re still a product of our genes.

Having confidence is important. And accepting your body is one step closer to achieving self confidence. Be proud of your body and who you are. Don’t let little things, like the shape of your hips or your weight, hold you back from being happy. It’s just not worth it.

A Theory that Prove I’m Not a Nerd

I am proud to be a nerd (and I have proven that!) because I like science, little bit of math, studying computer books, writing chemistry diagrams and computer main board designs for my PC are my hobbies.

Typography, Hand-jobs of Antonius Rodrigues Jr.

This is a hand-job set of Antonio Rodrigue Jr, a self taught graphic designer that born in Brazil and graduated in Fine Arts. What’s made him different to any other designer is that he was doing his typography traditional way, handmade lettering as the other designs featured, but not computer-generated – the only digital addition to these ones was the colour correction.

This was his latest project, a series of posters saying some small facts to give more personal information about him in his website. And a set that was commissioned by a tee-shirt company that only sell type based designs, mostly sayings or quotations.

Check out his website to see another work he has done.

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