It takes a tough zombie to survive the human apocalypse. And believe me, it’s full of unexpected plot twists and sick story lines. Remember to fight the living, fear the dead.
Stay Out.
Run!! Zombies are coming!!
KEEP CALM… what?! It’s a zombie invasion for holy sake! Run…! Fast…! Bring your best running shoes! Hide! Save yourselves! Wear this shirt and warn your friends, the zombies are coming.. SO RUN! For your blood-pumping-sweat-dripping-fear lives!
Surviving the zombie apocalypse is serious business, and the only way you're going to do it is if you're prepared.
To survive the zombie apocalypse, you’re going to need an emergency action plans for any possible oncoming tragedy, and a hungry horde of flesh eating zombies is no exception. Prepare to be entranced to the great war between humans and zombies.
Whereas recognition of the inherent dignity and of the equal and inalienable rights of all members of zombie family is the foundation of freedom, justice and peace in the world,
ehm, *put the mic on*
inspired by The Universal Declaration of Human Rights
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Whereas disregard and contempt for zombies rights have resulted in barbarous acts which have outraged the conscience of mankind, and the advent of a world in which undead beings shall enjoy freedom of speech and belief and freedom from fear and want has been proclaimed as the highest aspiration of the common people,
Audrey Hepburn as Zombie at Tiffany’s
Really, does anything else in any way shape or form mix style, class, and the undead as this iconic image? It’s a great repurposing of the iconic Audrey Hepburn image from Breakfast at Tiffany’s into something suitably gruesome.
Holly Golightly: Thursday! It can’t be! It’s too gruesome!
Paul Varjak: What’s so gruesome about Thursday?
Holly Golightly: Nothing, except I can never remember when it’s coming up.
I’m surprisingly impressed by how well this looks at what Ms. Hepburn will look like when the dead return to roam the earth during the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse. The guy’s tee is good, but it looks great on a woman too, you can see it on a female model below.
World’s Most Wanted Career Opportunities
What might be a career opportunity for one person might be seen as a setback for another. So as our career progress, do we really know how to identify an opportunity? We have all made poor decision in the past, no matter how smart we might be. Remember, a career opportunity will be aligned with your passions since our childhood.
If you set your dream high and work super-hard, I believer no one stop you from being a mad scientist… or maybe a Godzilla, superhero, ninja… Zombie? That’s possible. The only requirement is get biten by another zombie, easy right? All have to do is simply come to the show, I mean interview by wearing this hilarious tee shirt.
Zombies Want You for Your Brains, Not T-shirt
Being a superhero means having a great responsibilities. Being an ordinary men means you got a lot more works to do than superheroes.
Xenomorphs want you for your body, zombies want you for your brains — what about sharks? They wants you for your leg and aliens want you to conquer your planet? Geez, I hope it gets you exciting than hopeless to an ordinary human.
I hope this Body or Brains T-shirt from SplitReason ($19.95) always reminds us of how tough and amazing our life is!
Zombies Are Coming! (These Tees Are Telling Me)
What have you prepared to greet Halloween in the end of this month? I’m sure you don’t want to miss celebrating Halloween costume party, in any way. So, to celebrate Halloween, Snorgtees has issued their latest collections, special for Halloween.
Halloween, as we know has a close relationship with the ghost. One of them is Zombies. Will zombies eat you? It seems like Zombies Hate Fast Food Tee ($ 18.95) explains it quite clear that the zombies don’t eat any type of human. They’re not going to pounce on people who eat fast food because zombies hate fast food. But you need to know that zombies are not afraid of getting fat as well, so, if they’re hungry, they will eat you anyway. Be careful!
So what do you do if zombies chase you? What about me? If Zombie chases Us, I’ll Tripping You ($ 18.95). Okay, you can tell me that I’m a coward, but what can I do? Zombie will always catch us up, and I didn’t have any courage to fight them back. But uh don’t worry, I’ll feel very guilty afterwards.
Be calm, pal! This is just a design on a shirt and wouldn’t really happen to you. Snorgtees has succeded to make a shirt’s design that seemed to actually happen in real life.
And not only those two tees, there is another Halloween tee from Snorgtees which has a horror design, Zombies Ruined This Shirt Tee ($18.95). Those tees are made from super soft cotton and printed on American Apparel Jersey T.
Zombie Anatomy T-shirt, for Beginners and Collectors
Zombie, dead man walking, monster. Anything you called it, bear in mind that zombie is fantasized to be constructed from human body, torn apart because of biological disease. Thus, some parts of their bodies still resemble human’s in particular.
This design is part of our curiosity to know what things that arrange zombie body. The experiment can be started by capturing a living zombie then cut it off or explode it into pieces, like what been performed on surgeon table. While it has brain, knees, spleen, and arms like ours, the forms are more or less depreciated because most of them are not operated optimally. Ups, maybe none are functioning except arms and legs. As bonuses, you may find worms and rats inside the corpse.
Already know the detail, wear it to feel proud of disengaging one of the ugliest creature ever envisioned. Only US$23.94 from redbubble and it will yours. Don’t forget, you can opt to print the design in the front of the back side.
What I’ve Learned from Zombieland. Rule #1: Cardio!
Have you watched Zombieland? This B-movie has achieved lot of compliments from movie critics and even won the “Golden Tomato” for the highest user-rated film of 2009 from Rotten Tomatoes. What’s the fuzz about the movie? Combining zombie and comedy genre definitely not a easy task and Zombieland did it! Four lead casts are able to entertain audiences to laugh against the horror of zombie terror.
Zombieland itself tells around a boy, just name him Columbus, in a way of avoiding bunch of zombies that want to eat him. He sets rules that need to be obeyed in order to stay alive from any zombie attack. There are 32 rules among them, while top of the rule — rule #1 — is cardio. If you are healthy and fit enough to run, zombie won’t able to catch you because zombie cannot run fast, or as depicted in this tee shirt design, Zombies Hate Fast Food ($18.95).
Pictured as runner — remember the runner uniform in Juno? — runs in front of bunch of zombie, this shirt may mock the inability of zombie to run fast. Thus the effective way to avoid them is running as fast as you can. The shirt only available in blue background from Snorg Tees — also available in girls’ size!.
Scary Zombie-Inspired T-shirts Collection: Havok Clothing
Now, picture the world like what’s happened in Zombieland movie. When the entire world is hit with an apocalyptic infection that turns people into zombies once they have been bitten by an infected zombie. What will you do when you may be the last surviving person on earth?
For me, the answer is: wearing Havok Holiday Line end-2009. It’s so gothic and killer looking t-shirt, you might going to win your battle with the zombies. For instance, check out this After Life T-shirt. It’s full printed tee with a scary zombie roaring off the t-shirt. It makes you powerful whenever you wear it!
If you want the simple one, Havok already prepare this Kross t-shirt for you. Just a little image in the top left side of the t-shirt. It’s available in 3 colors: white, black and light blue. It brought new meaning for ‘less is more’ quote. Last but not least, don’t forget to check out Slasher tee. It’s another brilliant work of Havok with a cool bloodshed design. If you like it and wanted to get special promotion from time to time, just follow Havok Clothing on twitter and check your timeline regularly. You might going to be the next t-shirt winner of Havok clothing line.
